Pittielicious, he's hot hot!

018 Obama '08

2008-11-02T09:32:00.001-08:00

Don't forget to VOTE! Doesn't matter who you're rooting for, just VOTE!

017

2008-10-26T15:22:00.000-07:00

016

2008-09-24T18:52:00.000-07:00

It's been such a long time since I've been able to write! Mom and Dad are stressing out about moving, which is in turn stressing ME out. Hello! I'm very sensitive to the moods you are both blasting! Apparently, the people who let us live here are not doing much to rent this place out and have some clause (whatever that means) where we have to stay here another month :(

In other news, mommy finally bought me Evo! It's DELICIOUS! My poop's are more firm and aren't stinky. At all!!

We also had a puppy stay with us for a while. I will miss her so much, but I'm kind of glad she's gone! She kept peeing on all my bedding. It was a hard decision, but the right one for our family. Mommy says we can do play dates though. She went to a new home to learn to be an "aide dog" for a daddy who is hearing impaired and a mommy who is deaf. She will learn to alert them when someone's at the door. She also gets to go EVERYWHERE with them! LUCKY! I wish my mom was deaf!

Mom also showed me this picture a friend of hers did of me...in the wretched BEE SUIT!!!!

I will write more but it's belly rub time now.

015 Hot dog cart

2008-08-14T10:29:00.001-07:00

014

2008-08-14T09:20:00.000-07:00

Nothing much going on. I want a cookie. I am practicing Jedi mind tricks. Mom either has brain strength of 10 elephants or has no brain at all...

Cookie? Please?

013 I think she's obsessed!

2008-08-10T20:54:00.000-07:00

I think my mom is obsessed with me...

I'm MUCH better looking in person.

This fine piece of artwork was done by Paula P.!

P.S. My mom says my new sister's name is going to be 'Riot'.

012 Dronwing a Bulldog

2008-08-03T14:28:00.000-07:00

If you were curious, my friends Beefcake, Lando and I went to the dog park at the end of July. We swam in the water, some dog attacked me so her owner kept hitting me in the head with their flexi-lead to "get me off of her" *grumblegrumble*, and I tried to drown my friend Lando.

It was innocent at first

Splashing around and playing

but then I got an idea!

In order for everyone to think I was the most handsome

I had to drown Lando

MUAHAHAHAAAA

MUAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAA

WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? Don't SAVE him!!!

What do you mean try to drown you Lando?
I was...um...trying to help...you...out...

Well FINE! DON'T believe me. Jerk.

We met a baby bulldog too, his name was Borracho
Apparently that's Spanish for Drunkard. HAHA.

Much like Lando, Borrachito was not afraid of water.

In other news

The naked thing is becoming more used to me

What a weird looking creature!

I think she's a Nazi..

Or a Ninja

I'll have to keep an eye on her.

Also, my mom's order came in from
http://www.littlebungalodesigns.com

The only thing is that I was painted BLACK by the artist!
My mom painted over it with some paint called acrylics so I'm back to blue.
Also my mommy will be volunteering with ''

RING DOG RESCUE!

in Richmond, Virginia! As part of her volunteering she has made some stickers to sell and give a portion of her profits to my Pit Bull cousins at Ring Dog Rescue.
here's samples!

Yep, the upper right hand corner is a me sticker!

They will be available on her webbysite
The Pit Bull Project

011 Hairy Little God

2008-07-26T15:39:00.000-07:00

Mom says that is about me!
It's nice to see a Pit Bull in the newspaper who isn't accused of mauling 10 grannies and their vat of baby stew.

I can't wait until tomorrow! I am going to Shirlington with my friends. Beefcake, Lando and Chance (Bull dogs) will be there as will Brownie (Pit mix) and Bob (Boston/Pug mix). I can't forget Piper (Boxer mix) and Grover (Brussels Griffon) too! I also hear Dr. Hoch's dogs might be coming too. It's a Southpaws party! I hope Rocky comes, but his mommy might be too tired from traveling.

Mom also said that we're 95% on moving to Richmond at the end of September. There are places that have Fly Ball, Rally, Agility, Obedience and Conformation classes but no Weight Pull that she's found and no Dock Jumping. She says we can go to Virginia Beach on weekends to do the jumping, though! WHEEE!!

Today, mom took me to work. We got to snuggle a lot. She gave me cookies when I rolled for her. I'm getting better and better! I also learned to jump with her. She held my front paws and jumped up and down...so I did too..and she LAUGHED at me! It was pretty funny though.

I'm nervous about moving away from all my friends and Aunties :( Also my extended human family all live up here. It's a scary transition. Mommy and Daddy promised I can get a little sister after we move down there, though, so that's good. The stupid cats don't play with me.

EDIT:
LOOK at these BEADS of me! I am so good lookin! I wonder what mom will use them for...

If you want beads of your doggy self, have your mom or dad visit..

http://3moonbabies.etsy.com

010

2008-07-25T20:25:00.001-07:00

My mom said I might be in Bark Magazine. Apparently they have a smile section and she submitted the picture in my header.

I SO wanna be famous. I can't wait for next issue to come out. I hope my handsome mug is in there!!

http://www.thebark.com/

Also, my mom is getting my portrait done by several arteests.

Here's the links in case you were interested in getting a replica of me...uh...I mean yourself, my doggy compadres...heh heh..

http://www.EmmyC.com
http://polymerpaws.etsy.com
http://3moonbabies.etsy.com

009 My mom the artist

2008-07-24T21:54:00.001-07:00

My mom spent some time today drawing. She SHOULD have spent time playing with me, but she had to go to the human V-E-T because her tummy wasn't feeling well, so she didn't really want to play a lot.

I ate a big blue string today. Daddyy caught me before I could finish it up. It was delicious. Stinkin' mom had to pull it out. She told me I was bad. She also told me I ate about 2 feet off it, which she pulled out of my throat hand over hand. I thought it was funny...until she made me go out back all by myself. I sat at the door waiting for her to come back, I left nose prints all over. I even did puppy eyes! Finally she came back and let me in. Then I smelled something DELICIOUS! It was wet CAT FOOD!!!

I started talking GULPS of it. Mom heard me and screamed at me to get out of the kitchen. Stupid cats. I hate them. They get the yummy food.

Oh! I forgot, here are mom's pictures she made for Gabby and Flirt AND the Mafioso's.

and

She isn't done yet, just what she calls "flat coloring", but I think it's neat! She also has what is called a "website". It is at

http://www.Jacisaurusrex.com

so tell all your friends to get drawn by my mommy!!

008 Baman and Piederman

2008-07-24T11:58:00.001-07:00

007 Xena and me

2008-07-23T13:34:00.000-07:00

My trainer who helped me get my Canine Good Citizen certificate told my mommy she loved me SOOO much that she had to get a blue pibble. And she did! Here is Xena. She is about 9 months old, I think. I want her to be my girlfriend FOREVER....

Mom! Mom! MOM! MOM! MOMOMOMOMOMOM!!!!

Don't we make a cute couple??

I couldn't help but follow her around!

Even where I wasn't supposed to...

Cutest couple ever award!

I win in the smile contest though

Bowchickawowow

Haaaaiiiii!

Mom and me and my trainer and Xena

006

2008-07-21T20:43:00.001-07:00

My mommys FAVORITE artist, Kurt Halsey Frederiksen drew me! She says it is very amazing since he usually doesn't do commissions and his original works sell for a couple hundred bones! She also said she almost died at work when she saw it! I think it's GREAT too!

He said there will be something better!!

005 Rockstar and Xombilicious!

2008-07-20T16:16:00.000-07:00

Today my mom got up and said we were going to the park! THE PARK!!! I FREAKING LOVE THE PARK!!! She also said we were going to play with my friend from a LONG time ago. His name is Rocky and he's pretty much the bomb. This is at our first meeting!

Mom says I am about 5 months old in that photo.

Here are some from today. We were inseparable. He's my "brother from another mother!!"

They wanted us to stand still for a picture. Yeah riiiight! Too many butts to sniff.

Rocky, my friend Piper and me!

Follow the leader

Piper is a very intimidating woman.

See what I mean?!? The little chew toy is her brother, Grover.
Mom says he's a Brussels Griffon, whatever that means.

She punched my face.

Best dog park ever

We met this dreamy Pit Bull named June.
Rocky and I were totally showing off for her!
((She liked me better, I think!))

Look at sweet June *sigh*

Hi June! Hi June! Hi June!
Please notice me!

Wanna go on a date or something?
I'll take you for frostypaws!

This is June and her brother, the Labrador Retriever

Cute puppy. It's called a Boxer. His name was Peyton, I think.

Best friends foreverrrrr!

No, seriously!

SO fun!

Adventure?!

Why do birds suddenly appear?
Everytime you are neeeear?

and those are all the pictures!! We had so much fun! It was SO hot. I can't believe my mom didn't get in the water with me. On our way home mom accidentally rolled up the window on my head. It was scary. She let me out and apologized and laughed. Jerk! So I slept pretty much the rest of the day. WHEW! A Great Sunday!

004 New collar!

2008-07-19T14:09:00.000-07:00

I got a GREAT new collar from my mom. She bought it at this AWESOME store online called

Lucky Fiona at Etsy
luckyfiona.blogspot.com

Here are some shots of male super model me, Xombielicious! BLUE STEEL!

Go buy one! She has a lot of great options! My mom is getting me this one too!

She says it's called "Old school tattoo flash"...I call it AWESOME!

003 Walkies

2008-07-18T07:04:00.000-07:00

So you know how I wanted to go for a walk yesterday? Well, I must have mind control because we certainly did go for a walk. It was soooo hot out. Mom and Dad kept talking about moving to Richmond or staying here. What about all my friends here?! And the dog park??

Mom says we can find a park down there too. But it won't be the same!!! :(
http://friendsofbarkerfield.org/

I guess those guys look nice..

**SIGH**

Well we did the neighborhood walk. Mom kept having me do stupid things like sit when she stopped and had me stay. She says it's to get ready for that obedience stuff.

I must say, I have a great down/stay

Guess where my good looks come from.

I don't even look like a dog in this one!

My chest looks like a freaking barrel!

Because my mom doesn't want me to have guy dog friends or something!!!
Come oooon FLOWERS?!@$#?

Ok, ok, yeesh!

Try Frosted Flakes! They're Grrrrrrrreat! Ha ha.

Dad was waaay more interested in the squirrels than I was

Oh! Mom and dad got matching covers for their plates. Mom said it says We love our pit bull. They love me! They REALLY love me! Well I love them too.

And guess who greated us when we got back!

002 Something called Obedience

2008-07-17T10:52:00.000-07:00

Today I was lying around the house watching some television. Who knew that people sure do get themselves in a lot of bad situations. My mom has been on that stupid thing called a lap top for a couple hours now. I wanna go for a walk...

She told me she is looking up something fun for us to do together called "Obedience".

http://www.ukcdogs.com/WebSite.nsf/Rules/DEObediGeneralRules

1. Novice exercises. The following table contains the maximum number of points that may be earned in each exercise in the Novice classes:

Exercise	Maximum Points
Honor Heel on Leash and Figure 8 Stand for Examination Heel Off Leash Recall Over High Jump Long Sit	35 35 30 35 35 30
Total Points	200

I must say, that does NOT look fun! I already did that, Lady!!! How do you think I got this??

I don't wanna do more of that sit, wait, lay down, wait, stay...*sigh*

I, personally, would have WAY more fun doing this!
Mom says if I give "obedience" a good go, I can do Dock Jumping, Lure Coursing, Weight Pull AND Agility whatever I want!!!

Ok, I'll give it a shot!

001 Introduction

2008-07-16T14:25:00.000-07:00

My name is Xombie and I'm an American Pit Bull Terrier. For some reason that makes some people afraid of me. Really, afraid of this face?? C'mooooon!

I am 1 and a half years old at the moment and pretty content. I guess I should start with the first day I came to live with my QueenBee (QB). She's the lady gives me yummy things to eat and gets me tons of things to play with. She takes me fun places all the time!

Anyhow!

She told me when she first saw this photo of me she was sold!She drove about 5 hours down near where my mom, dad, sisters and brothers were. I waited for my new human mom with the two people who fed us food. They gave me a nice bath that day and we waited in this thing called a car near a pet store called Petsmart. The people who fed us said they had to meet there or mom would have to drive even more hours!

When she finally arrived, my old people handed me to her. She gave them green stuff and they gave her some papers and they drove off. She hugged me a bunch and it was safe in her arms. Then that crazy lady put this necklace thing on me and pulled me around on a big string. What the heck! I'd never been on anything like that before! She tried to walk me to the pet store, but I was not having it. She picked me up and we got to these things and it was like a side ways mouth trying to EAT US! Apparently they are called "Sliding glass doors". Mom sat down with me and let me calm down a lot. A dog called Sioux came over with his dad and was really nice to me. He told me that there were fun and yummy things in the store, so I walked in next to him.

Everything was scary back then, even the car ride home. Fortunately I have a patient mommy who is very fond of spoiling a certain blue beefcake! I'll tell ya more about my family another time!